he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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