he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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