you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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