They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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