the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
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