well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
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