Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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