i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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