ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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