Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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