And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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