i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She liked it
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night