i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
