they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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