So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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