i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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