Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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