Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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