plz talk dirty to me
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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