who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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