Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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