Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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