i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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