You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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