my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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