Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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