marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i just google imaged poop.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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