i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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