arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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