I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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