so let's talk penis.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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