people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Someone came in the potted fern
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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