tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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