Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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