I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
there's paper in my vomit.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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