That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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