We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
