it wasn't lemon gatorade
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Let's paint friendship bongs
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.