I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life