D3 body, D1 cock
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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