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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha

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• (530): View more from California

  I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  I need to stop waking up with no pants on.

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  what happened this time

  (504): View more from Louisiana

  I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.

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