I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
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do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.