Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
21 Ladies Confess The Grossest Things They Do When No One’s Around
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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