Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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