so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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