Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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