You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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