My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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