so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Be still, my beating vagina.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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