She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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