I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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