So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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