I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The beer is more important than you right now.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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