He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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