i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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