This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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