i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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