I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She announced her abortion via fbk
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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