And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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