It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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